Keep cozy while keeping it real with the He’s On The List (and It’s Not Mine) unisex premium sweatshirt — a festive favorite that mixes vintage Santa vibes with subtle political humor. Featuring a winking Santa and retro holiday details, this design delivers a clever reminder that accountability is always in season. It’s perfect for those who prefer their Christmas spirit progressive, cheeky, and unapologetically Blue Wave.
Wear it to holiday parties, cozy nights by the fire, or as your go-to December statement piece. Part of the Blue Wave apparel collection, this sweatshirt brings together humor, warmth, and resistance — the ultimate combination for anyone who believes that being on the right side of history never goes out of style.
Why You’ll Love It:
* Retro Santa design with a clever political message
* Perfect for holiday parties, lounging, or gifting progressives
* Pairs perfectly with other Blue Wave apparel favorites
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Processing & Shipping Time
Our products are made-to-order, typically taking 2-5 business days to print and manufacture while others might require additional processing time. Standard shipping typically takes 4-11 business days.
Returns & Exchanges
Since our products are custom-made, we don’t accept returns or exchanges. Please carefully review product details, sizing, and images before purchasing.
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
23 ½ |
| M |
28 |
21 |
24 |
| L |
29 |
23 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
25 |
24 |
| 2XL |
31 |
26 ½ |
24 |
| 3XL |
32 |
28 |
24 |
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
59.7 |
| M |
71.1 |
53.3 |
61 |
| L |
73.7 |
58.4 |
61 |
| XL |
76.2 |
63.5 |
61 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
67.3 |
61 |
| 3XL |
81.3 |
71.1 |
61 |
