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Like many thoughtful pieces in the world of Blue Wave products, it celebrates LGBTQ+ visibility through joy, authenticity, and the freedom to be unapologetically yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSorry. Busy. Official business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e* Funny Pride design that celebrates boundaries, authenticity, and queer joy\u003cbr\u003e* Features an adorable frog and rainbow flag with plenty of personality\u003cbr\u003e* Perfect for Pride events, everyday errands, festivals, and community gatherings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e]• 100% Certified Organic Cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Heavyweight, tear-resistant twill weave (8 oz)\u003cbr\u003e• Spacious, easy-access main compartment\u003cbr\u003e• Long, comfortable over-the-shoulder straps\u003cbr\u003e• Built to last with a sturdy 30 lb weight limit\u003cbr\u003e• Bag: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (41 × 36 × 13 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Straps: 1″ wide with a comfortable 24.5″ length\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProcessing \u0026amp; Shipping Time\u003cbr\u003eOur products are made-to-order, typically taking 2-5 business days to print and manufacture while others might require additional processing time. Standard shipping typically takes 4-11 business days.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003eSince our products are custom-made, we don’t accept returns or exchanges. 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