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Like many pieces across Blue Wave products, it turns progressive political wit into visual culture that feels timely, giftable, and highly collectible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick it where stubborn stains — and bad takes — can be called out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003cbr\u003e* Clever detergent parody with instant meme recognition\u003cbr\u003e* Great for laptops, bottles, journals, and rally gear\u003cbr\u003e* A funny collectible sticker for progressive humor lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through\u003cbr\u003e• Fast and easy bubble-free application\u003cbr\u003e• Durable vinyl\u003cbr\u003e• 95µ density\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDon't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProcessing \u0026amp; Shipping Time\u003cbr\u003eOur products are made-to-order, typically taking 2-5 business days to print and manufacture while others might require additional processing time. Standard shipping typically takes 4-11 business days.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Exchanges\u003cbr\u003eSince our products are custom-made, we don’t accept returns or exchanges. 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